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what is some laughable, stereotypical lawyer talk i can use for an opening argument for (fake) divorce court?


by Shoshanah

Question by Lola: what is some laughable, stereotypical lawyer talk i can use for an opening argument for (fake) divorce court?
id use “ladies and gentlemen of the jury” but there isnt a jury in divorce court is there? i know nothing of court. i just need some lines that are stereotypical, as i said. good lines that can be used in jest against lawyers. i have to write a paper where im a divorce court lawyer for zeus and hera, so its not serious. i just need some snappy lawyer lines.

Best answer:

Answer by TheGoldenGael
sounds like fun.
‘your honour, may I present the heroic hera to the court’.

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Immigration Lawyer – Brad Bernstein offers advice on Interviews and Fake Marriages

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Cops won’t investigate fake names on Sun TV petition

Cops won’t investigate fake names on Sun TV petition
A criminal investigation is not warranted into a complaint about phoney names on an online petition targeting Sun TV, police said Monday.
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