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Divorce at 65 mph?

Question by BoTToms UP: Divorce at 65 mph?
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Divorce at 65 MPH
>> A married couple is driving along a highway doing a steady
>>forty miles
>> Per hour.
>> The wife is behind the wheel.
>> Her husband, a divorce lawyer, suddenly looks across at her
>>and speaks
>> in a clear voice, “Darling,” he says. “I know we’ve been
>>married for twenty
>> years, but I want a divorce.”
>> The wife says nothing, keeps looking at the road ahead but
>>slowly
>> increases her speed to 45 mph.
>> “I don’t want you to try and talk me out of it”, he says,
>>”because
>> I’ve been having an affair with your best friend, and she’s
>>a far
>> better lover than you are.”
>> Again the wife stays quiet, but grips the steering wheel
>>more tightly and slowly increases the speed to 55.
>> The husband confidently says, “I want the house.” The wife
>>knows he has the skill to get the upper hand in a divorce
>>proceeding.
>> Up to 60.
>> “I want the car, too,” he continues.
>> 65 mph.
>> “And,” he says, “I want the bank accounts, all the credit
>>cards and the boat.”
>> The car veers towards a massive concrete bridge. This makes
>>the husband nervous, so he asks her: “Is there anything you want?”
>> The wife at last replies – in a quiet and controlled voice.
>>”No, I’ve Got everything I need.” she says.
>> “Oh, really?” he says with derision. “So what have you got?”
>> Just before they slam into the wall at 65 mph, the wife
>>turns to him and smiles.
>> “The airbag.”

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Answer by MILF
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